Server slowdown

MMMiles! · August 16th, 2006, 21:54

Just FYI, the ASC server is having some technical problems, so you'll probably some some pretty poor loading times until I get it sorted out. No ETA yet, but hopefully in the next 24 hours.

Scarecrow · August 16th, 2006, 21:56

If you'd just offload the p0rn site to another server, this wouldn't happen you cheapass...

MMMiles! · August 16th, 2006, 21:58

It's hard to prioritize between titties and airsoft - every day it weighs on my soul.

Primus · August 17th, 2006, 08:50

I love tig bitties!!!1!!!!

MMMiles! · August 17th, 2006, 10:28

I know, Eric... I know.

Mapcinq · August 17th, 2006, 10:44

Anyone else notice ASC is a little slow 2day?

Jk

Prowler · August 17th, 2006, 10:47

oh noes I thought ASC would never load again so I cut my e-wrists.

BloodSport · August 17th, 2006, 10:57

This is not ASC, this is just a reasonable faxsimilie. In order to reaccess the real ASC you must first send me all your AEG's, at which point you will be given the choice between the Red Pill (Crossman M4) or the Blue Pill (TM M4) choose wisely and you may regain access. Choose wrong, and we give you to Barf for a photoshoot.....

MrEvolution · August 18th, 2006, 00:48

and what does Barf photo exactly?
Ill take the blue pill though.

fantastix · August 18th, 2006, 01:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yuxi

I took the blue pill...my wang has been hard for 6 hours, should I go see a doctor?

See Treadstone. The waiting line is shorter.

fantastix · August 18th, 2006, 01:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yuxi

Quote:

Originally Posted by fantastix

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yuxi

I took the blue pill...my wang has been hard for 6 hours, should I go see a doctor?

See Treadstone. The waiting line is shorter.

Yeah...well hey, you find a way to remove this dang restraining order and I will.

He taped it to a hairy bit didn't he?

http://www.ehow.com/how_17989_remove...-adhesive.html

This might help.

Greylocks · August 18th, 2006, 07:13

The server is still extremely slow this morning. Takes between 30 seconds and 2 minutes, or even times out, before posts are recorded.

Same for changing sections.

MMMiles! · August 18th, 2006, 09:01

The server and site are operating again, but it may be a temporary situation.

MMMiles! · August 18th, 2006, 12:11

That was the worst ever.

Still not fixed, but maybe working for now.

skewed · August 18th, 2006, 12:30

We can only hope. ^_^

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August 16th, 2006, 21:54	#1
MMMiles! Part man, part machine Trader rating Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Ontario	Server slowdown Just FYI, the ASC server is having some technical problems, so you'll probably some some pretty poor loading times until I get it sorted out. No ETA yet, but hopefully in the next 24 hours.

August 16th, 2006, 21:56	#2
Scarecrow A Total Bastard Trader rating Join Date: May 2003 Location: Tottenham	If you'd just offload the p0rn site to another server, this wouldn't happen you cheapass... __________________ LIKE us on Facebook!!

August 17th, 2006, 08:50	#4
Primus Super Moderator Trader rating Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ottawa, ON	I love tig bitties!!!1!!!! __________________ MODT - Magnus Operator Development Team - tu fui ego eris Gray Fox Strategic - @grayfoxstrategic on Facebook / Instagram

August 16th, 2006, 21:58	#3
MMMiles! Part man, part machine Trader rating Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Ontario	It's hard to prioritize between titties and airsoft - every day it weighs on my soul.

August 17th, 2006, 10:28	#5
MMMiles! Part man, part machine Trader rating Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Ontario	I know, Eric... I know.

August 17th, 2006, 10:44	#6
Mapcinq Trader rating Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Markham, Ontario	Anyone else notice ASC is a little slow 2day? Jk

August 17th, 2006, 10:47	#7
Prowler Trader rating Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Surrey, BC	oh noes I thought ASC would never load again so I cut my e-wrists. __________________

August 17th, 2006, 10:57	#8
BloodSport Traveling Man Trader rating Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan	This is not ASC, this is just a reasonable faxsimilie. In order to reaccess the real ASC you must first send me all your AEG's, at which point you will be given the choice between the Red Pill (Crossman M4) or the Blue Pill (TM M4) choose wisely and you may regain access. Choose wrong, and we give you to Barf for a photoshoot..... __________________ Saskatchewan Age Verifier! Contact for more Info.

August 18th, 2006, 07:13	#12
Greylocks Trader rating Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Gatineau, Quebec (Near Ottawa)	The server is still extremely slow this morning. Takes between 30 seconds and 2 minutes, or even times out, before posts are recorded. Same for changing sections.

August 18th, 2006, 09:01	#13
MMMiles! Part man, part machine Trader rating Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Ontario	The server and site are operating again, but it may be a temporary situation.

August 18th, 2006, 12:11	#14
MMMiles! Part man, part machine Trader rating Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Ontario	That was the worst ever. Still not fixed, but maybe working for now.

August 18th, 2006, 12:30	#15
skewed Trader rating Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Downtown Toronto	We can only hope. ^_^

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