Haha, I was just thinking this.
Here's my favorite:
"Dudes, check it; Red Camo is the new Marpat!"
As for boots;
http://www.armynavysuperstores.com/importedboots.htm
These look like decent boots to use (The Desert ones, atleast). Maybe not very comfortable, but thats why you buy some of these :
http://www.armynavysuperstores.com/511acc.htm (Scroll down; the neat socks)